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These are a collection of my thoughts, musings & revelations

Why Trump won the Debates

Why Donald Trump won the debates and election.  Donald Trump won because he spoke truth to power. Clinton has never been in a real debate.  He does not need a moderator.  He does not need a teleprompter. He speaks what he believes to be the truth and he speaks from the heart.  There is about […]

Award shows are uninspiring

Award Shows are uninspiring.  Some people are motivated by the art itself.  However, many also seem to be motivated by the accolades.  It just seems extra self congratulating  (please forgive my f*cked up perfect grammar) Why don’t plumbers have awards?  Feel free email me links about plumber awards.  I don’t doubt that they exist but […]

The Truth about Trophy Hunters

  Many people are criticizing trophy hunters right now.  These disses completely miss what is actually wrong with trophy hunters. Many protestors get so emotional that their criticisms sound like ad hominem attacks.  You’ll hear things like “LION KILLER” and other names. I have taken things a little further.  I used to just get sad & […]

Dog Sulky for Sale

Are you looking for a dog sulky?  Not many people on the web are searching for sulkies for dogs.  If you wound up on this post then you must really love dogs. Your average pet owner only cares about love & squeaky toys.  If you are looking for a sulky than you understand dog psychology. […]


Don’t Use Pesticides on Honey Bees!

  Just last week, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) announced it completed the registration of a new yucky pesticide, flupyradifurone, that would be marketed as an alternative to neonicotinoid pesticides, and “safer for bees.” A close look at this yucky chemical reveals that flupyradifurone is  highly acutely toxic to adult honey bees. Douglas Kirk1Flupyradifurone (“Sivanto”) […]

Overpopulation is not the problem!

  The Problem isn’t overpopulation.  The problem is the lack of unity.  Inside each of our bodies are trillions of cells.  Each one is a living being. Humans are small but have trillions of living things inside of us.  There is a simple lesson to be learned from this.  We just need to live united. […]

Stand Up Philosophy is coming to The Bowery Electric tonight! I will be performing with Jason Trachtenberg from The Trachtenberg Family Slideshow Players. I will be speaking about epigenetics.  A newly established science from 2007

Wars Don’t End Wars!

        Wars don’t end wars.  They lay the foundations for new wars.  My question for you is this.  Do war preparations lead to wars? Think about how many times you have seen a military parade on TV.  Many countries have military parades. What is the point of having a military parade in […]

The secret of 432 HZ

  Consider your music to A=432 HZ.  Here is an article by Rose Marie Raccioppi.  It’s a powerful piece.  Everything is vibrating.  “Vibes” are something that many people talk about but what does it really mean? Everything has a vibration.  Those vibrations can be measured in Hertz.  Avail yourself to the following link.  You won’t […]

3 Levels of Focus

  Think about any story in the news.  I am talking about today’s hottest topics.  The stories might be about police brutality, politics, celebrities etc…… I have observed that people get really caught up in the details of today’s headlines.  They also debate details of history as well. There are 3 levels of focus that […]

We Love Good Police Work

Here is a video of good police work in action.  It seems like he shoots and then re assesses the situation.  The cops here shoot and then keep shooting.  Then they call back up to shoot the deep person. We love cops when they do the right thing.  I’d like to thank this officer for […]

Webbie disses 50 Cent?

I don’t care about this realm.  However, I guess I do because look who’s back!?!?  WEBBIE!!  Fresh outta the belly of the beast and he’s starting ship with 50 cent.  Webbie claims that 50 cent owes him $1,000,000 from a bet.   Webbie had $1,000,000 to bet?  Amyway, I think that he should have dealt […]

Hezbollah joining Hamas?

Let’s hope that Hezbollah does not join Hamas.  Many people don’t even realize why Sunni and Shia aren’t cool with each other. One of them doesn’t believe in “ALI” and Shia swing knives into their backs (sometimes.)  There are more differences than this but I don’t feel like writing, I’ want swordfish. Here is a […]

April Love Geary

  Looking for n u d e pics of April Love Geary?  Why are you looking for that?  Why are you coveting Robin Thicke’s new girlfriend?  You are an exceptional man!  This is not exemplary behavior. In fairness,I heard that she is looking for nude pics of you too.  Looking at nude pics of April […]

Charles Manson is getting Married!?

Charles Manson is getting married.  The amazing part is that she is kind of attractive.  It inspired me to create my first MEME. When I saw them together, the first thing that came to my mind is that he looks like her swimming instructor.  Does he look like her swimming instructor in this picture? Update: […]

3 Fun Ways to Stop Police Brutality

How to stop place brutality in 3 easy steps!!  This article continues below the video.     Many people want to complain about police brutality.  Police brutality can end today with my simple plan.  The video below actually shows a cop pushing his partner. 1.  Cops should arrest cops.  If you see a crime, the […]

Weird Furniture

IF you are looking for weird furniture than please check out THIS TABLE!! This table is glitter furniture at it’s finest.  Lots and weird and cozy details on this DIY table.  Glitter and stars everywhere!  Perfect for any rock star that you are friends with.

Who is buying oil from ISIS?

Actually, Kim Kardashian broke the internet.  The following question should be breaking the internet:  “WHO IS BUYING OIL FROM ISIS??” Isn’t the answer to that question worth breaking the internet? According to this article, countries in Europe are buying the oil.  I heard Turkey is too but this is a little more surprising! #DenttheInternet

Hezbollah is Tougher than Hamas.

Hamas is tough sort of.  They aren’t tough compared to the IDF.  Hezbollah is tougher than Hamas. This is going to be a future problem for the IDF.  Hezbollah troops are battle hardened. They fought a long fight with ISIS or ISIL troops.  It was basically maniacs versus maniacs. This made the maniacs even more […]

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Teach Release Commands for Dogs

If you don’t educate yourself on how to educate your dog… how can u expect to have an educated doggy?  Many pet owners claim that there dogs are “trained.” There are a million things that I can say about this but it’s 6am and I wanna cuddle. Here is one simple example that demonstrates how […]

Can Dogs Get Aids??

We found each other.  You googled something about dogs getting aids and you found me!  I don’t know whether dogs can get aids or not. However, I’m glass that you found this site.  Please at least reconsider everything that you know about aids. You are googling about dog aids when aids might not even be […]

The Cold Water Challenge isn’t tough enough

First of all, it’s a waste of water.  People in drought ridden areas are probably watching their screens in disbelief.  Second of all, Russians have been taking ice baths for many years. The cold water challenge is not some revolutionary thing.  It’s interesting how ALS strikes so many athletes.  The disease came to be known nationally […]

What is Dog Training?

Dog training is dog education. To train a dog means to educate a dog. Dog training is not fixing problem behaviors.  Fixing problem behaviors is a part of dog training.  But, the more important part is teaching the dog what is expected of him or her. Most people think that dog training is stopping problem […]

Political Correctness is Incorrect

I was doing a show in Bushwick, Brooklyn recently and somebody called me racist.  Apparently, it’s not politically correct to wear a Unisex Denim Burqa.   I have a problem with political correctness.  Is there something about political correctness that doesn’t feel right to you?  Here’s what it is for me. First of all, most […]

Israel is not the bad guy

 Everyone hates Israel but what if they aren’t the bad guy?  I am not saying that the Israeli government is perfect but what if they aren’t as bad as many say? I am not even sure that they occupy.  Many people certain areas “the occupied territories” but who is doing the occupying? It’s been said […]

Don’t Subscribe To My YouTube!!

Everybody is always saying: “hey guys if you liked that….than please subscribe to see more”. Enough… I am taking a stand.  I am officially making myself the first person to discourage anyone from subscribing to my YouTube Channel. It’s not bad.  I put a lot of hard work into My YouTubeChannel.  Some consider me a […]

A world without money

  I know that I sell stuff on this website.  I also know that most people consider money  to be a fact of life.  However, I believe that we are moving in the direction of living in a world without money.   Creating and using money is a choice.  I am also not proposing an alternative […]

Hello world!

Welcome to the new home of Parks Are Zoos for Trees.  Coming soon, you will hear lots of podcasts.  You’ll also see me introduce our custom Men’s Burqa’s to the public.   Los of comedy and philosophy videos are on the way.  Pictures of my hand made shirts will be coming soon.  This is pretty […]