World’s Toughest Female Athlete?

Bruce Jenner is in the news all the time these days.  The word on the streets is that Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman.  This is NOT TRUE!!!

I speak to Bruce Jenner telepathically.  Ok, well he speaks to me.  I hear handsome Bruce Jenner telepathically.

It’s true that I am delusional and I am on meds.  My friends tell me that it’s the voices in my head.  They have a point.  Bruce Jenner would probably text me if anything……..but for now I am convinced.

Anyway, the voice in my little head is telling me that Bruce Jenner is not transitioning into a woman!

What I am hearing is that Bruce Jenner is going back to the olympics.  My source is telling me that he has had it with the Kardashians.

It’s not that he can’t keep up with them.  The truth is that they can’t keep up with him!  He is still that fast!

I applaud his efforts and he can make fish for me anytime!