I’m not sure which one it is.  It could be both actually.  I can’t go anywhere near whichever one smells like cologne.  One of those places smells so strongly of cologne that it’s like a GUIDO EXPLODED!!

It actually smells like I went to the meatpacking district and watched a guido explode.  It’s that offsetting to me.  I feel like an idiot for writing this post and not knowing which store does it.

However, I don’t want to get close enough to do research.  What I think they are doing is pumping it through the ventilation system.  I heard that this was bad for business when one of them moved to Japan.

Personally, I think it’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.  Cologne is different than essential oils.  Nobody is going to sue you for using “guido levels” of essential oils.

According to this article, I am not the only one to notice this odorous phenomenon.  I am not a scientist but I bet that it is damaging to people on an epigenetic level.

I don’t think the owners are evil.  I don’t think they are trying to harm people.  However, it’s my guess that people are being harmed at some level.

I wish that I could work there for 7 months and then prove that it hurt me on an epigenetic level.  Who knows, maybe I’d become a millionaire.

The only problem is that I’d actually have to get hurt in order to prove it.  I’m not willing to hurt myself in order to win a lawsuit.  I’m not willing to hurt myself for any other reason either.  I don’t take dangerous dares etc……

I wouldn’t work at that place on a dare either.  The only thing that I would do is pour essential oils through their ventilation systems.

That would be a healthy prank!