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Wicked Animal Rights Shirts

Animal rights shirts can be boring. Clever animal rights shirts have arrived. These are the types of t shirt designs that will make hunters feel stupid. Ever wanted to humiliate a meat easter but didn’t know how?  There is help!  A new t-shirt site has arrived that makes fun of hunters, child abusers, and everyone […]

Award shows are uninspiring

Award Shows are uninspiring.  Some people are motivated by the art itself.  However, many also seem to be motivated by the accolades.  It just seems extra self congratulating  (please forgive my f*cked up perfect grammar) Why don’t plumbers have awards?  Feel free email me links about plumber awards.  I don’t doubt that they exist but […]

Trump Won The Election!

One day, will we read a headline the says:  “Trump Won The Election!”  I don’t know if it will be Donald Trump but the next president will be sorta like a “man of the people.” I have been predicting this for years.  Many people are tired of political correctness.  This is not a diss of […]

The original ISIS was an Egyptian hipster goddess

The new ISIS is a rip off.  The original ISIS was an Egyptian Hipster Goddess Isis, the Egyptian hipster of rebirth remains one of the most familiar images of empowered and utter femininity. The hipster Isis was the first daughter of Geb, hipster of the Earth, and Nut, the hipster of the Overarching Sky. Isis was born on […]

Kevin Liles does look like Russel Simmons

Look at the twitter comments at the bottom of this article.  People are upset that Kevin Liles was mistaken for Russell Simmons by CNN and FOX.  I get it.  They think that these reporters think that all black people look the same. That’s not the case. If it were the case, they would have said to […]

Abercrombie or Hollister’s strong odor

I’m not sure which one it is.  It could be both actually.  I can’t go anywhere near whichever one smells like cologne.  One of those places smells so strongly of cologne that it’s like a GUIDO EXPLODED!! It actually smells like I went to the meatpacking district and watched a guido explode.  It’s that offsetting […]

How to rob a bank and get away

Many people want to rob a bank.  However, they are scared of getting caught.  This article will teach you how to get away with all the money. Step 1.  Comb your hair. Step 2.  Walk towards the bank (do not use a getaway car!) Step 3.  Walk into the bank. Step 4.  Wait on line. […]

The longest words in the english language

Do you like to use long words and sound extra fancy?  This is a partial list of some of the longest words in the english language.  The longest word on earth is not on this list.  It’s so long that it would take me 9 years to copy and paste it.  Use these in the […]

Bruce Jenner is transitioning back to an ATHLETE!

  Bruce Jenner is in the news all the time these days.  The word on the streets is that Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman.  This is NOT TRUE!!!   I speak to Bruce Jenner telepathically.  Ok, well he speaks to me.  I hear handsome Bruce Jenner telepathically. It’s true that I am delusional […]