Let’s hope that Hezbollah does not join Hamas.  Many people don’t even realize why Sunni and Shia aren’t cool with each other.

One of them doesn’t believe in “ALI” and Shia swing knives into their backs (sometimes.)  There are more differences than this but I don’t feel like writing, I’ want swordfish.

Here is a video of these handsome mother truckers swinging knives into their backs.

The first thing you’ll notice is that they have beautiful backs.  You’re probably wondering, why would you destroy such a beautiful back.  The problem is that they don’t realize how sleek their backs are.

This is why I started the “Muslim Back Society.”  I want to preserve their backs.  They are so muscular and beautiful when they’re not bloody.