This funky little table was designed in an illegal apartment in the upscale neighborhood of Bushwick, NYC. Bushwick, Brooklyn is a beautiful gated community that is full of thugs and hipsters.
This hip table is so fun that even can even make a thug’s apartment feel inviting. The thug’s roommate probably won’t like it though. He will throw this fun piece of furniture out the window. If you try to stop him, he’ll probably pull a gun.
I have diarrhea!