This may be the best video ever.  If anybody knows this guy, please send him my way!  I want to have an interview / conversation with this guy so bad.  I seriously doubt that he “loves selling blow” but he loves the results of it.

This is the most intense video ever.  A lot of it has to do with the editing / beats but still…. stitches is out of control!  I have pressing questions for him like: “how long would you be a vegan for”? and other pressing questions about Syria etc…….

Here is his video!!  iF you have other people that you recommend that I interview, please put it in the comments section.

Something tells me that this kid probably didn’t go to a private school.  I doubt he is a vegan.  He probably loves water slides but he rarely gets the chance because he’s always shooting people.

I’m curious what his life is like when he doesn’t have to sell bricks anymore.  The thing that I truly find interesting about this video is that “he loves selling bricks”.

That line amazes me because nobody ever says that.  50 cent and every other drug dealer turned rapper did it to “get in & get out”.  They never talk about loving it.  They say that they had no other options.  How can you love selling blow?

That is the one aspect of STITCHES that confuses me.  Other than that, he’s seems like the kinda guy that I’d love to go to a water park with!  He would have to leave the AK 47 at home though.  You can’t shoot people at a water park Mr Stitches!

Also, there are better places to put a brick other than a face.  If you put a brick on another brick, you can build a home eventually.  He may not care, because soon he’ll be able to buy a brick house with all the money he’s about to make!



  1. Pristine Cloud Sensation July 10, 2014 at 8:16 am #

    Stiches is funny. What is the story with this guy? You should interview him. I watched some of your interviews. They were pretty good!

    How do you get the strong and angry? I want to toast marshmallows with him and his mohawk. He gets high off his own supply.

    Who is going to diss him? The only rappers that are strong enough to diss him are Hell Rell, Uncle Murda & 50 Cent.

    However, I don’t think that any of these guys have beef or turkey with him. In fact, they’d probably be friends.

    Damn, I wanna go bowling with Stitches.

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      I realize that this is probably spam but it’s so weird that I kinda like it. Some creative spam will be approved at Parks Are Zoos For Trees!

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  3. Matthew Sweet August 27, 2014 at 4:37 am #

    I saw that guy on world star. He gets high off his own supply! Hell Yeah!!

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  6. Harmonica Academy September 7, 2014 at 2:13 pm #

    Woah!! That guy is crazy! He better make it in entertainment because it’s gonna be hard to become a teacher with an AK 47 tattoo on your pretty face

  7. Stiches Fan September 9, 2014 at 4:28 am #

    I’m from Miami but I don’t have any connection to stitches, If I did, I’d hook you up in a second.

    I listened / subscribed to your podcast. If I had a Stitches connection, I’d hook you up in a second!

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